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Hey Mo,

I came across this picture of my cousin and thought it would be of interest to you.

-Tyler

Of course the answer is yes. Any man who can pull off a non-gay man version of the Diplo “Express Yourself” pose at a urinal is a man who can get laid. Look at that balance, that dexterity, that concentration. That’s the work of a confident leader of men if I’ve ever seen one.

More than anything I wish there was video so I could see exactly how he got himself in that position in the first place, but maybe it’s better off being a mystery. Did he unzip first…no. I was right the first time. Better off being a mystery.

There are only two obvious downsides here: his right hand and the dismount. You know why they design urinals so that you don’t have to do a handstand before you pee? Because touching the floor of a men’s room is guaranteed Hand AIDS. But hey, as long as your cousin is cool with RFTDs (restroom floor transmitted diseases) and maybe a few drops on the face when he shakes himself off, I don’t see how skills like this would go unappreciated. Verdict: laid.

I mean, even the creepy dude staring at his dick is impressed.

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