Reader Email: Does This Thai Spider Tattoo On My Boy’s Webbed Toes Get Him Laid?
Reader Email
Mo,
Does this tattoo on my buddys foot get him laid?
We are traveling in Thailand and we were on an island called Koh Phi Phi and he said the only tattoo he would get is a spider tangling in between his webbed toes. (not sure what % of people have webbed toes, but he believes he is unique) We thought were just spitballin ideas until we huff a couple buckets of thai whiskey, and he finds himself in a chair hollering because he’s getting a Thai bamboo stick tatt in between his toes.
Cheers,
Dusty
My old roommate’s girlfriend had webbed feet. Cute girl otherwise but when she took off her socks the first time shit got RILL. She had mentioned the conjoined toes in passing before but was always real apprehensive about showing her feet. One night she came back to the apartment white girl wasted after a bunch of red wine and it was “Goodbye, socks! Hello lifelong scarring for maurice!” Those jawns were HORRENDOUS. Girl should have maintained a much more strict Liz Lemon-style no exposed feet policy.
But this is the main reason why men and women are different. While webbed toes were a point of embarrassment for this girl I’m sure to your boy it’s just a joke. Huge difference between how men and women approach these situations. Women can’t laugh at themselves, and for once it has nothing to do with them not being funny.
Of course having said all that…this still doesn’t get him laid. The fact that it has a weird Thai third-world bamboo ink story tied to his deformity is a plus, but it’s still a webbed foot. Creepy Asian spiders with the wrong number of legs don’t change the fact that his toes are still unnaturally stuck together. The tattoo only draws more attention to it. And what the hell is that gross fucking sore on his foot? Nah, bro. Funny tat is a good idea, but he should have stuck with the ol’ keeping-the-socks-on “what webbed toe?” technique.
What do you think? Vote 1 for Laid and 10 for Not Laid.
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It probably would if he didn’t have foot herpes.
This is fucking disgusting.
He should stop using his foot as an ashtray and invest in some nail clippers. Gross…
What the fuck is the open sore on his foot, jesus christ Mo you suck
Keep this to yourself Mo. The fuck man…clean this shit up!
this should have 100% been about the open sore on his foot. WTF
Reminds me of the good ol days when this site was hilarious. Prez–post the picture of the spider email chain from back in the day. I think 2009? That picture looks IDENTICAL. Probably same guy drew it.
honestly mo, this is a fireable offense just a stupid blog about a guys disgusting disgusting foot
the answer is NO because freaks with webbed anything dont get laid.
if you ever post something like this again i will find you, and i will kill you.
Yeah does someone want to tell me what teh fuck is wrong with this guys foot?
amputate dat foot right meow
I always hate on Mo for never posting anything funny..ever. But now I see his game is just to make us stoolies throw up by posting pointless blogs with disgusting foot pictures. Keep on keepin on Mo, at least your mom still laughs at your jokes.
this is fucking disgusting
Koh Phi Phi is aweseome. At one bar if you do the thai kickboxing, you get a free thai bucket (like $3 but still…) I fought a brazilian guy who does capoeira. didnt go well.
Was Big Cat the tatto “artist”?
wow, that’s disgusting, and I’m not talking about the tattoo…
Dustman, the webline is ON skin. There’s no split there.
Milton’s Pimp My Toes Competition?
Thats clearly syphilis or molluscum.
LoL, I have webbed toes too.
No one noticed that the “spider” has six legs??? C’mon.