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Driving in Tampa today and saw this guy on the interstate. I was wondering, is this guy racist?

Holy SHIT. Is this how people get down in Florida? There’s a reason why the rest of the country thinks you’re America’s Australia.

This has to be like the beginning of Die Hard: With A Vengeance, right? Like this guy is a cop and a German terrorist is forcing him to drive this SUV around Florida with the hopes that some black guy kills him? Right?

…right?…

Oh whoops how did this zoomed-in picture of his licence plate get there?