Twice this dude’s leg has twirled the wrong way, and twice he has walked off without a cart. That knee can’t be human.
Anyway — all hail Russell Wilson, winner of the first ever Cornball Brother Bowl.
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can they fire you?
Does the trophy for the “Cornball Brother” Bowl have a picture of you on it?
Russell Wilson ain’t black. He just has a great tan
aren’t you a cornball?
You’re such a fucking idiot Maurice. How the fuck do you have a job? I realize the expectations aren’t very high in a city such as Philly, but jesus christ. Nothing you write is funny and you always have the worst jokes at the most innapropriate times. How about you make fun of Andy Reids dead son again just for old times sake you piece of shit.
Bum knee 3, now has a Mph of 3! Doesn’t everyone know that track and hurdling are for eggshell athletes. Yea yea Heisman trophy, big deal, look at Charlie Wards Nfl career. The point is that he will never be the same and will never play a full NFL season, this paper tiger grew up on rice and sushi.
RG3Good Limbs Left!
What About Bob?
Bob spends the winter at a glue factory in Japan.
RG3′s knee seemed to really hurt when he knew they turned the ball over on their on 10 with 6 mins to go, and had no chance to win, hello Brett Favre Jr.
Darthquidde you clearly knew nothing about football if yor bashing Brett favre for embellishing injuries favre has the all time starts streak dumbass
rob parker really got his moneys worth with the cornball comment. fuck rg3 and his bum knee and strahan cant say rg3 to save his ass and mo cant write a blog to save his and fuck neil just because.
@Wilburham he may have had the stars record but that was with a little help of 75 vicodin a day…
RG3′s knee seemed to hurt when it went the wrong way. If you think rg3 faked that injury then you literally are retarded
Darthquider, regardless, your initial comment is still completely incorrect and you’re retarded. Oakmonster, I hate RGIII and it’s just delusional to say he will never be the same. Maurice, you’re an Uncle Tom who knows nothing about sports.
So profound Larcenist you fuckin douchebag
darthquider, down 1 score and he’s going to neglect getting the ball so he can then pretend he is injured?
I didnt say he faked it but the turnover seemed to make it hurt a little more
So I would assume then with an injury that severe that he couldn’t jump on the ball he must have toen ligaments right??? or wouldn’t be able tom walk right???
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RG III’s knee GAVE OUT, YOU DUMB FUCKS. How are you even debating the legitimacy of his injury?? I cringed when I saw the replay. It’s pretty hard to get up and pounce on a loose ball when, oh, I don’t know, YOUR FUCKING KNEE GIVES OUT AND YOU CAN’T GET UP. Other than that, YEAH! Easy ball to grab on their own 10. Fucking STUNADS. God I hate you dumb motherfuckers
Darthquider – just shut the fuck up. you’re a fat piece of shit who’s life and opinion means dick. how do I know your fat? because you have a fucking Star Wars reference in your name and only fat losers, geeks and butch dykes like Star Wars. Clearly you’ve never played sports and you probably get short of breath going from the couch to the computer, so just do us all a favor and pop 15 extra strength ibuprofen and update us in the morning, faggot
yo tickle my balls. I thought what that dude said was stupid also but you went the wrong way about that.
Tickle get a clue you fucking mush, did he walk off?? he spent about an hr on the ground? the reports are already saying there is no ligament damage couldn’t be that bad right? I am not saying he is faking but definitely exaggerating ..now make sure you get out of your basement early tomorrow morning to bring your cunt of a mother her whiskey and pack of camel 100′s and rub the bunyons on her feet. Maybe you could go see your piece of trash father in jail or at his minimum wage job (if he even has a job). Oh and what sport did you play Tickle?? besides pocket pin ball, while you tried to learn how to spell Cat and Dog in the eighth grade?
Darth, play a sport then talk to me FATBOY. You’re a disgrace to society and I hope you get raped by a fat nigger with AIDS. Fuck your cunt of a mother, I bet she’s a cock gobbling whore like your gay daddy is. My sport? Hockey, little girl. Go get back to your Star Wars marathon you squid
darthquider sucks balls. You are a fucking dolt. Probably a Cowboys, Heat, Lakers, and Yankees fan.
Oh tickle your so funny, I know it hurts to be a redskins fan.. one and done! do me a favor and tell your mommy to wipe her ass after she shits because when she comes into the shelter for food she stinks the whole place up. oh and by the way where did you play hockey?? I too as a matter of fact played hockey. I would be interested to know what jv team you played for. Oh and did the older kids pick on u? and tease you about your fat slut mommy and dead beat daddy?
And it’s pocket POOL you fucking derelict; learn to how insult somebody without sounding like a fucking toolshed.
PS – I hope you die in a head-on with a Mack truck (:
Calm down dickless. Someone tickle his balls.
Blacks can’t win, you are either ignorant as fuck or one that I have respect for and usually the ones I respect get thrown under the bus by fellow blacks. Ironic.
PS MO is a Wigga.
Oh i didnt know thats how that insult was said in the trash parts of town in the burbs its pocket pin ball. But thanks for the heads up
Patriots fan, actually, cock boy. So nice once there, and the difference between you and I is that I’m actually good at hockey and still play and you just played for the shower part, obviously. you WERE the last guy out all the time, weren’t you, you sneaky little bitch? just STARING at all those dongs floppin around everywhere huh, sugar foot?
You’re gay. I’m not. You suck at hockey. I’m all league. Your mother gets railed by niggers. Mine does not. I win. You lose. I’m out. Later FAGGOT. Oh, and I was serious about hoping that you get raped by a fat nigger with AIDS and you die in a head-on with a Mack truck. Suck a dick. Here’s a suggestion: it starts with ‘s’ and ends in ‘uicide’
Oh you still play do ya?? and your a Pats fan? so your one of those guys holding onto the dream. I know guys like that there all losers, usually with no job, or if they have a job it sucks. They get together with the other trash and go to some dump of a rink at 1030 on a Tuesday and drink budweisers all night and talk about how there saving up for the latest model of the composite stick.. sound familiar “tickle daddy’s balls”
Spoken like a typical piece of white trash. I was kinda of fishing on that but I hit the nail on the head. Good use of the N word. did Mommy teach you that in between stints at the rehab facility
Tickle my balls, was that Sanduskys nickname for you? And being a Pats fan you probably taped it! 18-1 is for life bitch!! You keep getting ur man on man love fix tough guy.
Tickle and Darthquider = biggest trolls on barstool
@Oakmonster – Who is your team? Mine is too busy being a perennial contender. Cute Spygate reference too, you butthurt flamer. Whatsa matter? Wish your team modeled themselves like those New England Patriots? Awwwww. Keep hating, though; maybe it’ll happen.
got-heeem = biggest cock sucker on barstool
darthquider sniffs his own socks and jerks off to foot cream commercials
New York Giants! So maybe you guys will win this year. Tom and Eli own bill and Brady, you spied on the wrong new york team. How many states does it take to make a football team up there chowderhead, 6. Easiest sched every year, you guys have beat 4 teams with above 500 record in the last 36 games big deal Afc east is a joke. Butthurt flamer? I’ll use that one next time I’m crawling off your mom
This could be on the greatest arguments in the comments I’ve ever seen. So much stupidity
I’m not looking at stats so I could be wrong but technically this season weren’t the only above 500 teams that the giants beat the packers and the niners? Maybe the cowboys but that doesn’t count because Tony Romo is Tony Romo and the Redskins were below 500 when you beat them so by my count that’s worse than the pats did this year. Also we have the benefit of being in the post season every year. You do not have that luxury. Sucks to suck
Who do the pats even play this year( jets,bill Miami, Jackson, tenn, rams) way to over achieve, I have noticed you crumble to good NFC teams, Brady is the ne Jim Kelly. You haven’t won anything since you let your best player vinitari go. The only reason you won three superbowls was for a kicker, the tuck rule and cheating. You better win one soon or Kraft will threaten to move to Hartford again.
Can’t spell eliminated without Eli! Sit down.
You can’t beat us,,,, you can’t beat us,…the playoffs are a waste of time unless you win the whole thing, just ask any pats fan.
Maybe if welker makes that……nope…..but manningham does
Maybe if Asante makes that….nope……..but tyree does
I bet you Wish u could’ve used that eliminate joke last year , u been holding on to that one
Do people really put in the time to write multiple paragraphs insulting random retards on the internet? How many fucking ways are you gonna say that someone is fat, has no job, and has a whore mother?
There’s never been a more appropriate time for this saying: Arguing on the internet is like the special olympics – Even if you win, you’re still retarded.
The turf at FedEx field was a disgrace. Looked like William Wallace and his Scottish brothers just got done jostling with the English before the game. What an embarrassment.
Dollars to donuts FedEx Field will have field turf at the start of the 2013 NFL season.
Oakmonster, maybe if the giants had made the playoffs they could actually defend their title, nope. But the patriots did.
What giants fans don’t get is that not a single person cares what they did last season, the only thing that matters is the current season. Currently they are golfing. Sweet title defense.
Always with the nig nog racist slant. And you wonder why folk can’t stand porch monkey Mondays. Lucky for you El Prez is smart kike jew and keeps you around EEO purposes. Anyone else and you’d be back in dah jungle hood or the primate cage at the zoo.
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