Never been one to judge players’ ability based on silly off-the-field stuff, but this picture completely sells to me the fact that Robin Lopez will never be as good as Brook Lopez. Picture says it all. Biologically the twins are just different; Robin’s default reaction to fear/excitement is far more vaginal. Part of me thought this pose was a joke but…nah.

Learn to take on Splash Mountain like a real man:

That Will Ferrell cardboard cut out-looking dude gets me every time.