Romney & Obama Need To Worry Less About Tax Rates And More About Getting Stone Cold E.T. A Sitcom
It shouldn’t even be possible for us to still bicker over petty partisan differences when we live in a country where Stone Cold E.T. exists. It doesn’t matter. Nobody can touch us now. The Chinese? Too busy counting money with their fancy math skills to learn how to be creative. Al Qaeda? Too busy rioting over Youtube to actually watch it. North Korea? They don’t even have enough E.T. Laserdiscs to pass around. None of our haters are a threat.
Let’s just get Stone Cold E.T. a sitcom or a reality show or a spot on the NFL Network and let the rest of the world worry about their problems. We got ours covered.
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That’s gold Jerry…GOLD.
That was an outrageous distance from the order speaker to the window.
Everytime I go to a party I interput whatever people are talking about and blurt out “Why isnt ET ever on TV.” Its a fucking showstopper. Try it.
I’d let him stun me
I haven’t taken my morning shit yet. I almost just did it in my pants because I laughed so fucking hard at this. Unreal. Gunna watch this 10 more times before this shit hell of a work day is over.
I am fucking crying. This is hysterical.
@Sir-Smoke-Alot Another great party statement is randomly shouting, “Danny LaRussos Gonna Fight?!”
I have no idea why, But I just laughed my dick off
great video
That. Was. Fucking. Awesome.