This might possibly be top 5 last places on earth I’d wanna be. Like this is barely ahead of swimming alone in pitch-black open ocean or rubbing lotion on my skin in some crazy tranny’s kitchen pit. South? Dirt track auto racing? Giant drunk fat dude laying out everything in it’s path? Not my scene.

Keep your eye on the white version of Big Black from the start. Fought two battles at the same time and didn’t even stop when his pants were falling down. Don’t bother questioning why amateur Butterbean isn’t wearing underwear, just respect his gangster mentality and fight-first attitude.

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