waking up to the news that I’m now pregnant with @therealjuicyj baby
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) September 30, 2013
refinery29 – According to multiple tabloid sources, Miley Cyrus appeared at the 2013 BET Awards in Atlanta and “blurted out” that she was pregnant with rapper Juicy J’s child. The singer, who was featured on the much-debated track “23,” reportedly said, “No, I’m really pregnant” when the crowd laughed. Whether Cyrus said this in jest, or even said it at all is up for debate. CreamBMP.com is the one source that “broke” the news, but they’ve not yet followed up with any new developments.
Trust me, nobody — except for Juicy J himself — would love for this to be true more than me. But facts is facts and the fact is that the world just isn’t ready for Hannah Montana to have a baby with a former C-list rapper 18 years her senior. Shame, too, since Miley is eventually gonna get knocked up by somebody yet it’ll probably be someone way less interesting like a British teen actor or an Indy Car racer.
Miley may be young and stupid, but she’s not so stupid that she’s gonna let herself get fat to birth a child with the dude who made “Ridin Spinners“. She’s WAY too rich and white to make a mistake that colossal. Yeah, she twerks and sticks her tongue out and kinda acts like a slut, but give the chick some credit. Juicy J? The dude from ThreeSix Mafia? C’mon. Ain’t enough Molly on the planet for that.
PS – Sorry Taffer.