Who is this cornball brother cop telling me how and where I can wear my jeans? Better miss me with this Nazi pants police bullshit — this is AMERICA. My jeans and my ass are my goddamned business. First and only time I’ve ever sided with Dez Bryant. Three years in state prison? Man you give me even a ticket for improper pants you better be prepared to lock me up for attacking an officer with his own mace. And I don’t even wear my pants “Hip Hop Style”!
I bet any amount of money that this cop actor dude 100% smokes blunt roaches on Sunday afternoons before watching Kia NBA Countdown.
And what’s the “Black Mental Health Alliance”? Sounds evil. Somebody tell Mr. Logo Standout to quit acting up and fall back: