Pass me another Whopper, then. Trying to stay baby free until the breaking point.
The saddest part of this story is how effective Mother Nature really is at this whole “survival of the fittest” thing. Back in the day it was all about who was biggest and strongest, now it’s all about how good looking you are and how much money you make. Oh, you’re a fat guy who doesn’t enough enough money to eat healthy? Not only is your gross fatness keeping you from getting laid, but God has it built in now that even when you do your boys aren’t swimming anywhere close to that egg. The game has been rigged.
But hey, if you’re somebody who’s in college and not looking to drop the saddest $400 ever on that abort button, might as well baconize your diet and throw some extra whiz on that steak.
PS – Watch out for skinny guys, ladies. Vegan sperm swimming like Michael Phelps will get you knocked up quick.
PPS – If you’re sitting with a macbook on your lap and eating a burger, you’re never having children.