Seattle CBS Affiliate Finds Three People, Gets Them High As Hell, Then Records Their Driving In Maybe The Greatest Local News Segment Of 2013 So Far
THIS is why I got into journalism in the first place. Why even after all of my news reporting professors told stories about being on food stamps and making $25,000 a year working for the Local Times News Daily Tribune Inquirer Whateverthefuck I still wanted to get out there and get after it. Because even if the guy doing this story barely lives above the poverty level, he got to spend his day giggling at 56 year-old Jeff getting blunted off his goatee and driving 2 MPH while riding the brake. Hard to put a price tag on that kind of entertainment.
You use “journalism” way too freely
i thought you got into journalism to publicly be that black guy who is racist by calling things racist? by journalism, im referring to writing shitty blogs for the butthole of the barstool network. also im not in love with addy because addy is ugly.
nice to see cops that aren’t total hardos.
If you and Neil are now considered journalists I foresee a sudden rash of self inflicted gunshot wounds in the news community.
Her smile is weird and I want to have sex with her
so basically, they just kept giving the drivers more and more pot until they drove badly so they could say look what happens when you smoke and drive? seems fair.
i drive high every day. If weed does anything, it makes me a safer driver. “THIS is why I got into journalism in the first place.” <<<< HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
this girl is great
I love Addy
I love how when they hit the cone the cop goes “that could be indicative of backing into a pole or a pedestrian on the sidewalk”… no it’s not you fuckin jackass, a pole is generally 10+ feet and any real person is taller than 4 feet, so hitting a foot tall cone is indicative of nothing.
Expected the girl to crash into every cone. Not because she was high, but because she is a woman.
driving high is easy
Have you ever done A Minute to Win it…on weed? Gunna be the best game show of all time
Love how that squid Dylan had a clean system but says hes a weekend user.
god I fucking love weed
barstool needs a nigga as a writer. Neil is the only person I could see Maurice hanging out with.
how much of a buzz kill was the dui tests at the end?
Haha this is awesome. really isnt that hard
Pres probably has zero trouble when cops ask him to find his nose
Well obviously they need to raise the “limit”
YOU ARE NOT A JOURNALIST
this is why WA is the best state in the universe. enjoy living anywhere else, nerds.
This confirms what we all know and that is driving high does impair your ability.
i woulda ran over one of those cops
LOL, I definitely love the chick and I drive stoned daily, yo.
Also love how she blows a huge hit at the camera man…
You know all about government entitlements huh Maurice?!
@adrian, nailed it.
after the driving on weed test they gave the girl beer too see how many it took till she sucked everyones dick. It took 1 1/2 beers, after 2 beers she started to cry about her childhood
So Jeff in the video is an older version of Jay Cutler right?
good to see terry francona made good use of his season off