Shit Philly Girls Say
Undeniably not the right demographic here, but if you go to school in the city you’ve definitely run up on a herd or two of these triflin-ass chicks. The Shit _____ Says series is long dead and buried, but I’m so glad this one was filmed and mailed in before the official deadline because shit is dead on. Slang, attitude, ignorance — it’s all there. Too many quality one-liners to even start. If this don’t hit then you never spoke to any hood chicks in the city.
Having said that, if you know or associate with bitches like this, please stay the hell away from me. Cause the shit ain’t half as funny in real life.
-You know that fat-ass boy named ‘Snacks’?
-With that black-ass neck? He make my ASS ITCH.
Vote 1 for Never heard anybody like this before and 10 for Yup, dead on.



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