Sixers Clinch Playoffs As Rope-a-Dope Secret Plan Comes To Fruition
Check out this headline from today:
If you’ve watched their past few games, you’ve seen a Sixer team that looks very familiar to how it did early in the season. Low turnovers, stifling defense, team chemistry — all the things that made them early Atlantic Division leaders and the top defense in the NBA.
Sure, they’ve only beaten up on a couple tomato can teams with nothing to play for, but they did it in a style that was reminiscent of the early season days. And while the team is ultimately flawed by being a jumpshooting, no free throw-shooting, no superstar-having, defensive center-less mish-mash of midsize talent, they are a dangerous squad to play against for 7 straight games. STILL pound-for-pound the best defense in the league. And if the rope-a-dope works out how they plan and the Sixers face the Bulls in the first round and not the Heat, Chicago might have a long , tough series ahead of them. Those who have never seen a Bulls/Sixers game might assume a Chicago blowout, but the Sixers’ speed matches up really well against Chicago’s size, and they’ve beaten them as much as they’ve lost to them over the past two years.
I know nobody in the city is paying attention to the Sixers at this point…but maybe that’s what they need. Let’s keep our attention on the Flyers’ great run and this hilariously terrible Phillies lineup (TERRIBLE) and just let Doug and the squad fly under the radar. America wants to see this Heat/Bulls Eastern Conference Finals, but they should beware. The 7th and 8th seed teams in the East match up really well to the 1 and 2 seeds and could turn the NBA playoffs into the NHL playoffs in a matter of weeks.
Tell the Haters, DC:


Bahahahaha. This was sarcastic, right? Please tell me it was. Otherwise you’ve officially gone crazy.
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First off the sixers are tied with the Knicks now meaning they could get the 7 seed. Second the sixers lost the division to the oldest team in the league that happens to be playing Greg Stiemsma as the only big guy off the bench. Third they’ve only won 3 in a row and only one of those teams was a playoff team locked into their seed. Plus before that they lost 3 in a row. Lastly everybody knows the Bulls play the defense and it proved by Hollinger who also the Celtics ahead of the Sixers and if you think the Sixers defense is better than the Heat’s because of statistics your completely crazy.
Ralfparker, he had to be kidding with this blog, don’t waste your time. He has to know what an embarrassment the Sixers have been this year, he’s watched first hand their second half collapse. This would be like a red sox fan posting last September about how we could make the playoffs and we would have a chance against whoever we matched up against. Brittney Griner has a better chance of being drafted ahead of the unibrow in June than the Sixers do of winning a postseason series.
what exactly makes it so ridiculous for the sixers to beat chicago? they DID do it once earlier this year (with rose in the lineup and without hawes in theirs). is it likely that they’ll lose, you bet. but is it impossible that they upset the bulls? not at all. it’s not like no team ever beat a 1 seed before. oh wait, that happened last year…
either way, I’m looking forward to a OKC/Miami finals and Bron Bron getting Ring #1
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