So Cole Hamels Has An Ethiopian Baby Now
I can’t even hide how much I love this. The cynical part of me wants to hate on him for following the Hollywood path of adopting foreign babies and parading them around like they were a little black designer handbags, but I can’t be mad at this. Look at this picture! Classic high-class Americana. Looks like a goddamned Ralph Lauren ad.
Cole Hamels is officially on the maurice Can’t-Do-Wrong list. And all it took was 216 strikeouts and an adopted African child to get there.
you know what’s on your can’t-do-right list? blogging
Your just jealous you werent cute enough or skinny enough to be deemed as African or of values
Mo, scale of 1-10, how jealous are you of this kid that he gets to grow up with a father
Why do you always use that stupid barstool Philly watermark on the photos you created. Is the world really that impressed that you used MS Paint to paste one picture over another?
Is it just me or does Hamels have a real smug, condescending look on his face. Thinking something like, “how quaint, the child is just learning to use utensils. Wife, fetch the white child more carrots.”
Respek to Hamels for making a difference.
Cole baby is gonna be a 20 game winner guaranted
I could never adopt a black baby…there so much I dont know…like when do their tails fall off? What age do I teach them to steal? Things only coloreds would know.
black babies are awesome, if i had it my way id keep adopting them and throw em away once they hit age 6
“where’s the fuckin’ hot sauce ma?”
Good for the little fella…..
if i was the white kid i would try my hardest to make that walking flea bath my personal slave
Black babies gotta outsource “fathering” to whitey…sweet
Brüno
this kid has “Cornball Brother” written all over him, unfortunately
his wife’s back looks hot…
also, that suit looks way to big for him. way too much gap in the collar, etc….
who is this serial down-voter making a mockery of democracy?
What’s with all these celebrities collecting human trinkets?
so youd rather him adopt a kid from another continent than off the streets of you godforsaken city?
So, Cole is wearing suit, his wife looks lovely in a fancy gown, and the black baby has on a sleeveless t-shirt?
Can they at least pretend in public like they give a shit about him?
@mdstyling — so wrong, but so funny.
I’ve seen Heidi Hamels boobs.
Black Dennis??
Pardon me young buck. Do you have any Grey Poupon?
the kid does not have any food in the photo. he looks downright forelorn.