…But that isn’t to say SOMEBODY didn’t deserve to get blindside-punched in the side of the face by a 200+ pound man with a license to do so — he was squirted with WATER. Do you even know what that does to a uniform? He can just forget about getting that water stain out of that shirt. Expensive cleaners bill, the embarrassment of being partially wet, the rage that any of us would feel after getting hit in the back with literally DROPS of water…it all seems too extreme for someone not having to pay. Sure the Puerto Rican that tossed the water wasn’t the same Puerto Rican that caught Bunny Colvin’s fury, but payment needed to be made.

Brotherly love. Seinfeld reference.