Soapland: The Only Reason You Need To Spend Spring Break In Japan This Year
[Deadpan] “SOAPLAND.”
It’s astonishing nothing like this exists in the states already. Japan is usually at the forefront for weird tentacle and/or schoolgirl panty-related sexual deviance, but Soapland is a luxury men all across the globe should be enjoying. Women and fancy black males already have manicures and pedicures, in turn men should be able to enjoy a day in Soapland every now and then. Getting my back and Speedo’d penis massaged by soapy Asian breasts and thighs feels like the best possible way to spend a cloudy Sunday afternoon. They’re gonna need some sort of “ending” option for sure after playing tittyball slip and slide with your ass for that long, though. No man should be expected to squeeze that boner back in his jeans and simply walk it off.
PS – Hope she doesn’t mind farting.

She does offer “additional services”.
this shit has been around for so long how are you only now just seeing it
ha ha..yeah, there best be some sort of ending service included with that…otherwise i suppose i would be heading to the restroom on the way out to throw glue in the first stall i see…
You used to be able to get that sort of “treatment” down in Providence, until everything got fucked up and ruined.
At first I was skeptical, but once she started juggling that guy’s egg roll and dumplings I instantly became a believer.
This is exactly like the porn site “Nuru Massage”… save for one small thing missing
Guess you don’t watch too much Asa Akira
It’s a Nuru massage and I’m pretty sure it’s illegal in the states.
I have had something like that done in montreal, yea its pretty damn awesome
I would’ve popped that inflatable bed with my schlong in about 10 seconds
@19 you nailed it. I mean even LILY friggin SPA is closed. And they didn’t even do more then tug you. Let alone the places that gave you “evewwwyting”
That dude has a pant full of bone and ain’t ashamed of it
These are all over Okinawa, Japan. Never saw a place so busy as when 1200 Marines returned from deployment
lived in japan for a few years
soapland – wash you/f*ck you/wash you again
I go to a soapland at Tsuji in Naha City. It’s called Pink Gold. This place is awesome!! I enjoyed everytime When I go there. Girls there are super sexy and how they treat you is just like you are in a heaven.
Should try it once. You’ll know waht I mean.