Somebody At ESPN Needs To Be Fired For Allowing Howie Schwab To Look This Shitty On Camera

I don’t think I ask for much. A little sports information presented in a researched and concise manner from a person with a clear voice who isn’t hard on the eyes. Not that hard for a multi-billion dollar organization. But what do I get on my Xbox ESPN app this Saturday morning? Howie Schwab looking like he just desert-buried a hooker in that tattered-ass Nautica sweather from 1997. I know it’s not 6pm Sportscenter but Jesus, guys — people still watch this stuff.
Can’t happen, ESPN. Your brand is too rich. Somebody has to clean this man up before he’s broadcasted into people’s homes looking like a domestic abuse mugshot.

You’re so right, Mo. The only suitable “career” for him is blogger.
Spot on Mo. Looks like someone they dragged off the street corner
give him a break, Mo. that’s probably his money sweater. that shit got him laid one time at a Smashmouth concert.
does this guy not own a mirror, fuck…. clean that shit up schwab
He looks like a stick of old spice deodorant with that sweater. Plus he has more chins than KFC. Clean it the fuck up.
Stump the Schwab. Tell me that game wasn’t rigged.
that game wasnt rigged
That game wasn’t rigged.
For the love of Odin please keep him away from Lindsay Czarniak
speaking of czarniak, does anyone think less of her for dating a black guy? b/c i sure do
“howie schwab tattered ass sweater” is trying way too hard to be black Mo. You can’t just thrown an “ass” after all your adjectives, oh wait. That’s actually all it takes.
That’s hard to look at.
looks like he just rolled off Stuart Scott’s couch
id fuck that
Fuck it! We’ll do it live!