Somebody Hook a Brother Up With a Haitian Dirt Cookie!
I can’t get these in the States yet. Hook it up, Haiti! It’s not right for you guys to just go along hoarding all those delicious dirt cookies while I’m stuck here eating Famous Amos. You guys are selfish. Hogging up all the sunshine and earthquakes and dirt cookies. It’s time to share with your big brother America. We’ll send a few helicopters to swing by and pick up the cookies when they’re done baking on the filthy basketball court asphalt. Just can’t wait to sink my teeth into a double quarter-pound dirt cookie sandwich with cheese and ranch dressing. Mmm. U-S-A! U-S-A!
h/t Buzzfeed
At least they add sugar. What are they complaining about? Glucose is an essential part of human life. “Hogging up all the sunshine and earthquakes” had me pissing myself in my office.
Now lets go smack the heartless, choke-artist bruins around.
Those must taste like dirt.
Oh, for God’s sake. Nuke that place already. Consider it a mercy killing.
My god, when I was a kid we used to have to walk uphill both ways to get to school. And that was in the winter. And our winters weren’t like they are today, oh no they were much worse. Used to get down to -50 degrees and that was before the wind chill. We used to come home at night and mom would have us a plate of tree bark and if we was real good, we might get us some dirt cookies afterward. You kids these days are just spoiled, you’re all damn spoiled.
philly is the dirt cookie of the barstool network
Haitians are fucking stupid!
love all the racist here, fuck you all
http://intobolivian.com/2011/04/28/fat-bitches-love-to-fuck-and-smoke-gosh-i-never-knew-that/
What a useless blog.
Not for nothing, Black dude…. but everyone who is black isn’t Haitian. And I’m pretty sure Haitian isn’t a race.