Somebody On The Eagles Needs To Go To Jail

Sure, we could dwell on the Shady concussion. We could lament on the audacity of a coach saying he was “trying to win the game” when his best player got concussed down 25 points to a division rival with less than two minutes left. We could blame Andy Reid for Shady’s injury and question why Bryce Brown was in the game when it mattered but was on the sidelines when the contest was clearly out of reach. We could get upset at how he burns time outs during the final two minutes of the half only to run the ball directly into the defense. We could do all of this and it would be totally justified. The problem is, to me, the entire picture seems far more criminal when viewed from a distance.
Somebody needs to get arrested for what they’ve done to these players. Yes, we all understand that there are zero legal grounds for multi-millionaire athletes to file suit against their teams — but this organization has gone fucking rogue. Completely off the reservation. Forcing Michael Vick to run slow-developing play action behind a line that couldn’t survive a Big East pass rush? Having LeSean McCoy in the game down 25 with less than two minutes left because you “were trying to win the game”? Hiring and starting a right guard nobody’s ever heard of in the same week because the 30 year-old you drafted in the first round is a complete bust? Throw Andy Reid and anyone else with decision-making power into the slammer. Completely absurd. Not only have they crushed the spirits of an entire city, their actions may have turned otherwise good men into early retirement Muhammad Ali-mumbling apple sauce slurpers.
Michael Vick can’t even drive a car or sit still without feeling nauseous, guys. Andy Reid killed him just like I said he would. Look at the 6-game losing streak:
Washington – QB 46 attempts, Shady 15 carries
Dallas – QBs 41 attempts, Shady 16 carries
New Orleans – QB 41 attempts, Shady 19 carries
Atlanta – QB 35 attempts, Shady 16 carries
Detroit – QB 46 attempts, Shady 14 carries
Pittsburgh – QB 30 attempts, Shady 16 carries
But when you’re trying to “catch up and win” you run the ball with under two minutes left in the game? Fuck this team and Andy’s backwards-ass coaching. That’s a reckless endangerment charge if I’ve ever seen one.


That picture of Shady just makes me sad. Literally nothing positive can come out of these next few weeks.
One more loss and it’s Coach Mornhinweg for a few weeks! Boy this season is fucking great!!
Can’t wait till Chip Kelly gets hired as the new coach and all the outrageous super bowl dream team predictions start up again because those are never annoying
“Shady” only has 20 less carries than AP, which over 10 games works out to 2 touches per game. In fact, he has more carries than Jamaal Charles, Frank Gore, Chris Johnson, and Ray Rice, just to name a few. He also has 40 receptions, which is the same amount that Ray Rice has, and 18 more than Matt Forte has. The guy gets plenty of touches, he’s just part of an atrocious offense, and you might be overrating him to begin with.
In August; I laid a car payment on the Eagles season total under 10.
After yesterdays pitiful debacle against the Redskins, Eagles now have 7 losses.
HAHAHAHA… ChaChing in week 11!
Lesson learned: Never underestimated how much the Eagles suck, and how much undeserved hype they receive.
Vick is joke.
Andy needs to retire, he is burned out.
Desean Jackson is a punk ass bitch.
Maybe y’all should trade for Tebow?
can you stop with this retarded nickname?
Eagles should go hire Jon Gruden or Bill Cowher.
It will cost you $10M a year. Do it.
what retarded nickname? the nickname he was given when he was a teenager?
hows ya “dreamteam” doing??