DMThousands of pill filled with powdered human flesh have been discovered by customs officials in South Korea, it was revealed today. The grim trade is being run from China where corrupt medical staff are said to be tipping off medical companies when babies are aborted or delivered still-born. The tiny corpses are then bought, stored in household refrigerators in homes of those involved in the trade before they are removed and taken to clinics where they are placed in medical drying microwaves. Once the skin is tinder dry, it is pummelled into powder and then processed into capsules along with herbs to disguise the true ingredients from health investigators and customs officers. The discoveries since last August has shocked even hardened customs agents who have pledged to strengthen inspections. The capsules are in demand in China because they are viewed as being medicinal – a cure-all for ailments. The San Francisco Times reported that tests carried out on the pills confirmed they were made up of 99.7 per cent human remains. The tests were successfully able to establish the genders of the babies used. However, in reality the human flesh capsules contain super-bacteria and other harmful ingredients.

Wrote about this last August but it appears that another Asian country is looking to see what wonders powdered dead Chinese fetus pills can provide. I joked last time and said that it ‘probably feels like if meth did cocaine,’ and I completely stick by that assumption. What? Am I supposed to think that these pills don’t work because a handful of biased western scientists say so? Please. Save the ‘super-bacteria’ fear tactics for your mindless sheep, science. While you’re busy hating on the future of medicine America continues to fall behind those dead baby-powered Chinese superworkers.

I’m sick of my government telling me what dried-out and ground-up infant bodies I can and cannot ingest in pill form. It’s MY body, Washington!