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DM - Black dogs don’t get as adopted as easily as others animals of other colors. The reason is largely because of some common misconceptions about them. Black dogs are mischaracterized as mean and potentially violent according to NBC News. Black Dog Syndrome is a phenomenon in which dogs with black fur often go unadopted because of misinformed stereotypes. Black dogs are are euthanized at a much higher rate than dogs with different complexions. Many owners of black dogs say they are sweet, lovable, but also unwanted. The chances of being adopted are poor if you’re a black dog.

What the hell kind of story is this? Yeah I get that we’re not only talking about dogs here, NBC. It’s called subtlety. And tact. Let’s see if it works as well as I think it does:

Black dogs men are mischaracterized as mean and potentially violent according to NBC News. Black Dog Man Syndrome is a phenomenon in which dogs men with black fur skin often go unadopted unfairly persecuted because of misinformed stereotypes. Black dogs men are euthanized sentenced to death at a much higher rate than dogs men with different complexions. Many owners lovers of black dogs men say they are sweet, lovable, but also unwanted often unfairly removed from employment consideration. The chances of being adopted respected as equals are poor if you’re a black dog man.

Fuckin NBC. You ain’t slick.

PS – I grew up in the suburbs. I know you call your black dogs the n-word.