I wonder why men would view obese people as “greedy” or “selfish”. Oh, that’s right, because those characteristics are the exact reason why they’re obese in the first place. Has there ever been an obese person who wasn’t greedy? Never. Ever ever. Because contrary to popular American belief, human beings can only become obese if they are greedy with their food. Your glands didn’t give you back tits, lady. Throwing 20 toppings into your Nifty Fifty’s milkshakes did.
I’m not saying that to mock people or make anyone feel bad, it’s just a fact of life. I was a chubby kid myself around 5th grade. Why? Too much Crash Bandicoot & Wawa coffee rolls. Part of the thought process an obese person has to go through when they’re waffling between a mixed green salad and Triple Baconator is whether to choose to do what’s right or to choose to do what’s wrong. And most people who are crazy fat got that way by choosing Baconator 10/10 times. I’m not saying that it definitely makes them more likely to be guilty of a crime, I’m just saying that it probably makes them more likely to be guilty of a crime.