DMResearch has found that all men need to do is flash a grin at a woman and she is more likely to do what he asks. In three experiments researchers looked at how a man’s smile impacted on a woman’s perception of him and her body language. When the man was in a dominant role – in the experiment he gave them instructions – women obeyed him more often if he grinned at them. This was the case even if he said a blatantly sexist statement afterwards. The study by the University of Granada in Spain also found that women assumed a more narrow and submissive posture when a man smiled at them. The researchers concluded that the man’s ‘perceived warmth’ was the reason for the woman’s behaviour. Body language expert Patti Wood said that the findings were troubling but that it could be because women rely on body language more than men to make decisions. She said: ‘Even if there’s dissonance between what’s been said and what his body is doing, women will look to the body. ‘If they see a smile, then the interaction seems more friendly.

Exactly the reason why your asshole loudmouth friend gets more butt than you do — body language. All you gotta do is smirk at these hos and your wish is their command.

See, we men have this problem where we need things to make logical sense before we cosign to them. Women as a whole don’t suffer from this problem. Logic has never been an issue with them. It’s the same reason why they can talk shit on a girlfriend for years behind her back then be surprised and angry to find out she does the same thing. Sure it would have been logical to assume the hatred was mutual, but again logic generally isn’t part of their mental repertoire. Chick was reading that positive body language all these years and assumed she was the only one with malicious intent. Dumb.

Anyway, there’s one simple lesson here. You want that blowjob? Smile.