Suck It, Birmingham: Philly Named 2nd Unhealthiest City For Women
nbc – Philadelphia is one of the least healthiest cities in the country, according to Women’s Health Magazine. In the magazine’s yearly rankings, the City of Brotherly Love is slated 99th out of the top 100 healthiest cities. The magazine looked at 38 different measures of health and well-being, including obesity rates, cancer rates and medical care. Researchers also took into account nutrition, unemployment, happiness and fitness. San Francisco is ranked as the healthiest city. Birmingham, Alabama is the only city ranked lower than Philadelphia. Here are the results:
Top 10:
1. San Francisco, CA (Healthiest City)
2. Salt Lake City, UT
3. San Jose, CA
4. Burlington, VT
6. Minneapolis, MN
7. Seattle, WA
8. Austin, TX
9. St. Paul, MN
10. Portland, ME
Bottom 10:
91. Detroit, MI
92. St. Louis, MO
93. Tulsa, OK
94. Jackson, MS
95. Indianapolis, IN
96. Cleveland, OH
97. Memphis, TN
98. Toledo, OH
99. Philadelphia, PA
100. Birmingham, AL (Unhealthiest City)
That’s right, Alabama. You may be great at football and for birthing evolution-denying airhead dimes, but you don’t know shit about keeping those Smokeshows healthy. Bunch of unhappy, unfit, unemployed bumpkins down there I bet. Don’t even know why MLK bothered to march through that place. Should have just said “fuck it” and told everybody to move up north.
Of course we’re not happy to see our girls land at #99 on a list of only 100 cities, but at least we all know who’s to blame for this: fat hoodrat chicks and grizzled old moms. Most of the rest of the girls in the city are decent to hot, but we’ve all seen those North Philly bamas with their dollar store weaves and muffin tops brawling in the street just as we all know those crinkled old chain-smoking moms tucked away in their rowhomes. There are more than a few “women” out there that would give Mac’s mom a run for her money. Your friend’s alcoholic mom? Yeah, her. Not fair to group perfectly healthy 20-somethings in with those two groups of American failure.
But, hey, at least we’re not Birmingham. Plus it’s pretty certain our city could beat up all of the top 10 cities in a fight combined.
No way Philly wins a fight vs. Detroit. Detroit has nothing to lose, plus do you know how many rabid wild dogs are in Detroit? Plus Philly has Mo who wouldnt last 10 seconds
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–Dude, your getting dangerously close to neil on my “shitty blogger” list
mannoid fieghltbur has to be on there somewhere
@natkingocl Detroit is in the bottom 10
You know how black women are always so loud in public?
I’ve always wondered why…
Maybe a black blogger could shed some light on this
Well Minnesota has Jared Allen so maybe he could kill Mo and end the shitty blogs once and for all
phillydog thats the best questions ive heard in a while my friendo
@phillydog i think it’s because the loud ones are so ugly it’s the only way they get any attention. Like they can somehow yell you into fucking them or something?
Maybe all black dudes are deaf? I give up, little help?
I already tossed the issue, but I think Men’s Health this month ranked Philly the overall worst city for men. I can’t remember exactly, but I remember Philly was ranked worst overall.