‘With great power comes great responsibility.’ A powerful and appropriate quote that I made up just now. With Colin’s new-found success came money, fame, and power. And with that power came certain responsibilities he had to uphold to himself. Number one on the newly powerful to-do list? Girlfriend upgrade.

Look at the chick-swap this life-sized midget Pedro pulled off. Lordy. His first girl was no slouch but the new piece — model J. Marie — looks like a chick who dates Super Bowl quarterbacks. Kudos to Colin for trading in for a new model.