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‘With great power comes great responsibility.’ A powerful and appropriate quote that I made up just now. With Colin’s new-found success came money, fame, and
power. And with that power came certain responsibilities he had to uphold to himself. Number one on the newly powerful to-do list? Girlfriend upgrade.
Look at the chick-swap this life-sized midget Pedro pulled off. Lordy. His first girl was no slouch but the new piece — model J. Marie — looks like a chick who dates Super Bowl quarterbacks. Kudos to Colin for trading in for a new model.
By maurice posted January 31st, 2013 at 1:25 PM
Meh….. bro is a super bowl qb…. he can slam girls like this all the time… no need for a gf unless shes an ultimate smoke
c’mon man, he can still do much better than this
He looks like he should be running 7/11 in Boylston, he should probably just take what he can get.
Um she’s wack. i wouldn’t fuck her with my hundred dollar dick
1st girl has nice teeth….thats all you can fucking see
Good to see Kap doin’ it right. RGIII, take fucking notes, son.
Though, I hope he’s actually met this broad and it isn’t just Roniah Tuiasosopo upgrading…
J. Marie looks like a girl of a non-white race who dates rich black guys. or whatever Kaepernick is.
I don’t understand why these athletes have girlfriends at all…especially one year outta college! If I were Colin Kaepernick I would be bending over every cum guzzling gutter slut I ran into with no reservations
she looks hideous in those white bra pics
not girlfriend material, bet she gives a mean hj though.
@ bjohnson- they arent “girlfriends” as your or I think of them. This guy no doubt cheats on her and basically has her as a person to bring to events.
Does she do everything?
I don’t know about ‘upgrade of the year’… the old girl wasn’t some whale and the new girl isn’t a 10. I’m sure he’ll throw it in a couple times and upgrade again. Of course, I’d give it to either, but I’m not a SB QB.
not very surprised
@bjohnson, with that mentality, you’d end up like antonio cromartie. he’s got what? like 10 kids to 8 chicks or something like that
Any self respecting black man who hears the quote “With great power comes great responsibility” should have only one response and thats “I aint no Spiderman, Nigger”
can absolutely do better, in any city of the world. She’s got nice jugs but her face looks like an American Apparel model in most of those, and that’s not a good thing if I’m being unclear
if she was wearing Reebok Goodell would have fined her
sure its an upgrade, but only because that “thing” he upgraded from looked like my scrotum with a fake tan
Thats why you finish with the broad on top that why they cant get pregnant….Gravity
great body, meh face
kapernick def look like midget Pedro. he also look like the island goons in the old popeye cartoons. shorty look good tho i’d fluff that.
B E A R D
looks pretty hot to me, y’all just have douche standards.
I love Asians.
He could do better at Dave n Busters.
Ronaiah Tuiasosopo strikes again
I’d nail that bitch all fucking day, she’s a smoke to me. Tits don’t lie. If you’re half black or full nig like Mo you’re all about this chick.
He hasnt won yet. She aint white.
Is she even circumcised?
I mean yeah, if you’re into niggers.