Thought I liked you, Swaggy. You were on the Sixers last year and took a lot of hilarious ill-advised shots and wore cool clothes and seemed like an all-around decent guy…but this? Getting all up in my girl Iggy Azalea? Can’t have it.
Sure she’s only one of my many fake internet girlfriends, but she’s one of my favorites. Don’t even care if her ass is fake. Now I’m just left here with my emotions and my keyboard and even less of a chance of starting some kind of blogger / female rapper sexlationship. Congrats, Nick. You’ve won.
Hall Of Fame racist tweet:
BOX BODY. HAAAA.