Sweet Brown. Sweet Fucking Jesus Lovin’ Golden Tooth Georgia Brown. Bless you child. Get this woman some shoes and a cold pop so she can cure her bronchitis. I’ve had bronchitis, and I agree 100% Jesus, ain’t nobody got time for that. Over/under when the autotuned version comes out? I say 7 hours. Screw the remix, somebody needs to splice Sweet Brown’s Jesus saving fire preaching into that scene in Glory where they’re preparing the night before to go into battle. Oh my Lord, Lord Lord Lord. Sweet Brown deserves to share the stage with Morgan and Denzel in comical fashion.

PS – Bro in background, yeah your Mom’s embarrassing you in front of the world. Sweet Brown does what she wants when she wants. Deal with it.