Oh Lord Jesus it’s a toothache! Can’t hate on her, Sweet Brown just cashing in left and right. She wants to flaunt her fupa or whatever that is in a dental chair, more power to her. I’ve got more issues with the dentist who decided it’s a good idea to pick some one to represent their company who guaranteed hasn’t been to a legitimate dentist for the past 20+ years. Those silver teeth weren’t put in by a Tim Watley, I can tell you that.

Worst jingle ever? Shit doesn’t even rhyme. Isn’t that hard.”Put your dental care on the right track, Shoreline Dental’s got your back.” I want my royalties.