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foxnewsSylvester Stallone made Bruce Willis expendable. With a vengeance, Stallone gleefully announced yesterday that Willis had been booted from “The Expendables” summer franchise, calling him a greedy, lazy jerk. Stallone, who co-wrote both previous “Expendables” movies and directed the first, revealed that Harrison Ford would be joining the cast in place of Willis. The “Rocky” actor tweeted: “WILLIS OUT… HARRISON FORD IN !!!! GREAT NEWS !!!!! Been waiting years for this!!!!” Not satisfied with simply showing Willis the door, Stallone added this parting Twitter shot: “GREEDY AND LAZY …… A SURE FORMULA FOR CAREER FAILURE.”
Willis had played Mr. Church, a CIA agent, in the first two incarnations of “The Expendables.” A rep for the “Die Hard” actor could not be immediately reached for comment this morning.

Great call, Sly. Way to get in early on the Bruce Willis career predictions. You’re 67 years old and Bruce Willis is 58 years old, but who knows how many decades of movies you guys have left? Fucking with Expendables 3 could be the beginning of the end for Bruce Willis and his so-called “acting”. It’s all downhill from here, Willis. Shouldda stuck with rock harmonica.

Truth be told, even though I love Rocky as much as the next person with PHILADELPHIA, PA on their birth certificate, there’s no chance Sylvester Stallone’s career was better than Bruce Willis’. No way. The Fifth Element, Pulp Fiction, Die Hard, The Sixth Sense, etc. Double-fisting steroid syringes must be finally getting to Sly’s brain.

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