Tried my best to think of some way to tie this into last night’s game. Like had the Cowboys won then I could have made a joke about how the Bears can’t catch a break or are huge pussies or something, but with Romo throwing cinco INTs there really doesn’t seem to be too many parallels here. The Cowboys stink and unfortunately it has nothing to do with this animal or this woman.

My guess is this husband keeps filming these incidents hoping one day she’ll have her face mauled off and he’ll have enough evidence to keep himself from being a suspect.