The Problem With Soccer Summed Up In 16 Seconds
As you get older and expand your understanding of the world and expand your circle of friends, you’ll no doubt encounter people — some of them pretentious Americans — who absolutely love soccer. Hey, it’s a free country. To each his own. It’s just a shame none of that changes the fact that soccer is for pussies.
I can respect the skill involved. I can respect the history. I can even respect the gamesmanship a bit. But I can never, ever respect what this guy is doing right here. Disgusting.
Way to be, soccer.
LOL, what a bundle of sticks. First?!
African handball is not that far off
Hey Hipneck, go back to the Chive with that first shit you flamming faggot
Just like that car commercial with the father and son playing catch like girls. Pussification of America
The problem with soccer is that the guy who flicked the ear didn’t spike stomp the actress and make the red card count.
Look, I love soccer (Chelsea Football Club all day, every day). It is unfortunate that all soccer players get lumped into the group with pussies like this. Embellishment of that magnitude is embarrassing to the sport. With that being said, hockey is back! Fuck this pussy ass sport!
I love soccer. Best sport in the world. The Barclays Premiere League is hands down the best league in the world and the Champions League is simply the best tournament in all of sports. That said, this kind of shit is what makes it impossible to get American market. I’m glad to see major networks picking up on the BPL and Champions League in the near future. #Glory Man United!!
fuck Chelsea and that ego maniac Roman Abramovich. Shame on them for disrespecting Lampard like this. Scumbags.
Fuck soccer, just fuck that shit man. if our kids end up watching that sport we all failed.
I’d rather watch a guy get tackled with a broken cranium than suffer through a midfielder with a wet willy… fuck-king brutal…
For the record, Philly is CRUSHING it this week with the smokes…my god, the TITS!!!
Only stupid people w/ low IQ’s hate soccer. Unrefined individuals. Embarrassing
guy in white jersey should have fake kicked the blue guy in the nuts when he was rolling around on the ground acting fake hurt…….except he really shoulda kicked him in the nuts.
Lebron would be awesome at soccer, he is super good at falling down without being touched.