Okay, okay…seems like your average everyday absurd kitchen infomercial. Problem, solution, how it works, how easy it is, alternative uses, how easy it is to clean, how portable it is — HOL’ UP.

I’m sorry but you’ve gotta be a fully transformed psychopath to bring this contraption into work. WHOA, lady. What kind of insane work environment forces a woman with her own office into making fruit and egg-on-a-stick plates alone at her own desk? WHAT THE HELL COMPANY IS THIS?

Straight up nonsense. 2/10 – Would not bang.