Could’ve forced a Top Five, but why water things down this holiday? Let the girls play Mariah Carey til their hearts explode with tinsel and confetti — this is for the men. Vince Guaraldi and Donny Hathaway. Hell, listen to the whole A Charlie Brown Christmas album if you can. I hate Peanuts and it’s still the best background holiday music. Grab a drink and spread the Christmas cheer.

Viva la stool.