Yuk it up, buddy. Laugh this off with a South Park quote and a post on Youtube. It’s funny, right? Gonna be real funny when the robots learn to play Minecraft for 10 straight hours, type snarky blog comments, and masturbate to Family Guy porn or whatever it is you do for a living. This WAS somebody’s job…and they took it! For real!
It’s only a matter of time before the 1% has us all replaced with less-expensive robot options that don’t require lunch breaks or healthcare. Big, strong robot versions of each of us efficiently compiling cubicle monkey data spreadsheets and blogging viral content before going to our homes and pleasuring our women. Everything’s already in motion, folks. At this point it’s more WHEN than IF.
First it’s our Little Caesar’s sign twirlers. Next — our girls’ vaginas.