These Ameriprise Financial Commercials With Tommy Lee Jones Are Absolultely Absurd
Ameriprise really expects people to believe that this is how Tommy Lee Jones spends his retirement. Like the dude’s Wednesday is filled with cattle roping and L.L. Bean modeling scenarios. Does the guy own a ranch outside of San Antonio? Wikipedia says Yes. He’s also a seasoned Hollywood actor who is married to a polo grand champion. The idea that Ameriprise wants us to believe a 66 year-old multimillionaire is out here in Carhardt jackets rounding up bales of hay from a rusty pickup is wild. Dude can barely hide the fact he’s reading from a cue card. Surely he’s got more than a few pairs of brown hands in Texas to help.
Bald guys at computers slowly taking off their glasses and rugged Tommy Lee Jones’ can’t be the most effective way to sell financial advice the American public. Old people buying Tommy Lee Jones® Brand retirement advice are just as bad as tween chicks guzzling Pepsi because One Direction told them to.
And stop looking at me like that, guy:


That was a terrible blog.
Your kind is allergic to work which is why you can’t understand someone would want to live a farming life
Tommy Lee Jones is the first guy that comes to mind when I think of old people. Well played Ameriprise
I didn’t think blacks planned for retirement? Just throw it in the Air Jordan’s fund
Nothings better than Wilfred Brimley on the horse
you know tommy lee jones seems like he would be exactly that
They have everything to do with representing a financial firm without evoking the thoughts of Wall Street bailouts you moron.
I’m going to ignore all the recent movies where he played a cowboy and agree with you.
bring back US Marshalls Tommy Lee Jones. He’ll get the job done
Its strange to you because blacks in Philly don’t plan for retirement.
So God Made A Farmer!
If you don’t trust the kind, weathered face of Tommy Lee Jones, there’s something wrong with you.
A black person not understanding saving for retirement rather than expecting the gubmint to foot the bill? Say it ain’t so.
Hey, Genius!
Great blog. Mayhap you should begin worrying about your long-term financial situation badly enough to go see an Ameriprise Advisor and learn a little bit about what they’re all about. You might learn a thing or two about focusing on the things that matter.
And don’t ever rant on my outfit again if you know what’s good for ya!!!
You don’t understand because black people never save. They just spend until their credit is ruined, then spend in their kids’ names and ruin their kids’ credit, then they collect welfare, then they collect social security, then they die and their kids fight over who has to pay the burial fees.