‘They Say It Happens To Guys All The Time’: Popeye Mets Fan Who Couldn’t Open Water Bottle Explains Himself On Today Show
This is the all-time worst excuse for anything I’ve ever heard. “It could happen to anyone. They say it happens to guys all the time.” This poor weak strongman bastard talking about his deficient muscles like it was erectile dysfunction. Like he’s sitting on the edge of the bed next to his wife at 1AM explaining why it’s not getting hard. Homey your muscles don’t work. Plain and simple. There’s no such thing as “had a bad day” when it comes to opening water bottles.
“I think I just had a bad day.” My playcount on this clip is probably around 7 and I laughed aloud every single time.
“They say it happens to guys all the time.” Who the fuck is “they”? No doubt this guy had a heart-to-heart with his gym buddies after this video went viral. “Happens to guys all the time, Chris.”