They Say This Is A Type Of Jellyfish But I Think We All Know It’s An Alien
If there was a religion that claimed freaky deep-sea creatures were, in fact, aliens from another planet…I would read the pamphlet. Maybe do some late night Googling trying to find connections between ancient giants squids and that see-through fish with the teeth and our extra terrestrial overlords. This thing’s name is Deepstaria Enigmatica which I think translates to giant ocean alien sheet in Latin.
Deep ocean is the scariest place on earth.

KILL IT KILL IT!!!
ugh…so much anxiety watching that
Mo, this is the best GTA of the month for you.
reason #59275839475 why i don’t go in past my waist.
The Dro Man is right, if you go past your waist in the ocean you are just asking to get eaten alive by something.
tell me this isn’t some Independence Day shit right here mo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPRPnQ-dUSo
What is that? Is that velvet?
Is anyone else concerned that human faces can clearly be seen in this thing between 2:03 – 2:07?!? The face at 2:03 is almost identical to the Man on Mars that the U.S. Government secretly blew up.
Didn’t even see the title of the blog. I just watched and assumed it was 6 1/2 minute close up of Kim K’s vag
get far away from that free-swimming scrotum
@lifesox–gold
@kots
Those are just the faces of it’s victims. Their souls are desperately trying to escape their velvet alien prison.
Thanks, Donny. I knew there must be an obvious explanation.
How long until it’s on the McDonalds menu?
I think its a bag.