This Audi Self-Parking Car Is An Excellent Choice For People Who Love Having Their Cars Stolen
Am I missing something here? Because I am truly having a hard time understanding a scenario where use of this auto driving/parking car doesn’t end with some Spanish dude cackling through the sunroof as he drives away with your shit. Which is pretty much what you deserve if you spend God knows how much on this car because you wanna save the ONE MINUTE of parking it yourself.
Don’t get me wrong — I’m all for self-driving cars. I’d just rather be IN THE CAR when it’s doing its thing instead of walking to the police station wondering if my vehicle at the moment is sitting on wheels or cinder blocks.
The alternative is letting a woman park the car….bring on the robots
Yes a “Spanish” dude
would suck being stuck behind one of those in the garage. Come on asshole park
In this case I’ll accept it because there is no fucking way that broad could have backed up between those 2 cars. Chicks just don’t understand the use of mirrors. Their spatial reasoning skills behind the wheel are shit. I just don’t get it.
Mo uses The Club to protect his car from his cousins.
How many fuckin’ traffic jams is that thing gonna cause?
By Spanish dude you mean nigger right?
If you can’t parallel park your own car you shouldn’t be allowed to drive. There is no reason anyone, given enough space, can’t parallel park. That is a mid-sized sedan and if you need SkyNet to park for you, just take a fucking cab.
holy shit BACKING IN? she can’t even BACK IN!?
Moe, you’ll never have to worry about having this problem. Because you’re a poor Monday who’s going to stick with a Pontiac.
The first thing I thought of was how key that is for women and at lunch a table of smokeshows was talking about it!!!!!!!! They were talking about it the way guys would talk about something that made bimbos get naked on command; awe and desire to have it.
Chinks across the board are probably excited.
This is great and all but how the hell are you supposed to know where and what level of the parking garage your car is parked? Saves you two minutes parking it, but then adds an hour trying to find it.
I know it’s a cliche but this has disaster written all over it.
@mrgrundle that’s fucked up and I am from the south.
But seriously, Mo, “Spanish Dude”? Did you honestly mean a dude from Spain? Pretty sure you meant to use the word Spic.
how exactly is the Spanish dude going to steal this car? you know that its locked once you get out and have it self-park, right? not to mention if you own this car you probably dont live in some north philly shithole, youre most likely living in a nice suburban neighborhood or a building in a city with a private parking garage.
Yea I understand this is a made for white people website and all and that’s cool you guys need a place to vent everything that comes into your head with no filter. Every person could use that, but the thing I can’t stand is when stoolies or white people from Boston or wherever you guys are from claim they’re not racist and that black people are crying wolf all the time when they say it. I come to this site everyday and it is living proof that when white people are anonymous/alone/with each other they are bitingly racist. I mean we all know most of you guys are white and every time Mo says anything I can count on a racist comment with several likes and no dislikes. All I ask is that you closet racists just stop saying black people cry wolf because we all know when you see me walk down the street at night you think twice and when you see me in volvo you say “wow nice car”. Go ahead and dislike this comment if you’d like, that will just mean more people will see it. Thanks, have a nice day.
-White Power
See the thing is Mo, that car doesn’t have a fucking sunroof
‘look at my diiiiiiiiick’ is basically what this car says
Google’s cars have been able to do this for about 3 years now.
Jesus Christ! That thing took, 4 minutes to park, and was swerving all over the place. You could just hand the keys to a vagrant for free and bring him back a bottle of Blue Maui.