This Doesn’t Even Feel Like Real Life Anymore
This really happened.
Imaginary long-term girlfriends. Car accidents. Cancer. Easily is one of the strangest, wildest tales in sports history, folks. The dude lied about his fake girlfriend’s death then proceeded to immediately shift into impossible-elaborate-Catfish-plot victim mode. Hell, who really knows the truth anyway? Cardinals fullback Reagan Mauia is claiming he met the chick. The whole situation is one giant Hawaiian/Irish web of lies. And amidst all of this madness, only this is certain: Barstool has the best t-shirt:
Hell this may be the best shirt we’ve ever done. Buy yours HERE. I’m gonna put my fake kids through fake college with the fake percentage I’ll get.
He double dated with Keyzer Soze!
get outta here mo, we dont like you either
You guys are really trying to sell these shirts.
Can’t wait until Mo’s classic “Gross Philly fan acts as Manti Te’o's girlfriend just to make him look foolish” blog…. those are always great….
the nick kroll show sucks
This shirt thing is pathetic. Stolen verbatim from a commenter’s post on one of the blogs. El Pres is a huge money-grubber, really doing no favors for the Jewish stereotypes out there.
Someone clue me in on what’s going on with manti t’eo. Can’t seem to get any info on this situation on this site
I just decided that today’s smoke Jenna is now my fake girlfriend.
She still taste better than la la
$24 bucks for a fucking t-shirt…suck my dick mo
The Kroll show was terrible. Please take ads down
preach natkingcole
KROLL Show will be canceled quicker than MY BABIES MAMAS…oops too late
brownboy’s definately retarded if he thinks the kroll show sucks. Canadian skit was the shit
not sure what I laughed harder at – the breaking of this story or Lacy stomping on Te’o in the BCS title game.
Seriously is the commenter that came up with this phrase getting any credit? Or are you guys gonna keep being classic barstool and pretend that you’re all hilarious and came up with this yourselves? Mo you’re the least funny person of all time.
This story has existed for less than a day and I already don’t give a shit.
I think the lesson in all this is that all Polynesians are lying thieves.
Come on, who here hasn’t made up a fake dead girlfriend for some reason or another at some point in there life? 7th grade boardwalk hookup, I just stared out into the ocean looking sad until the girls came over and asked me why I looked sad. Fake dead girlfriend. boobies boobies booobies.