This really happened.

Imaginary long-term girlfriends. Car accidents. Cancer. Easily is one of the strangest, wildest tales in sports history, folks. The dude lied about his fake girlfriend’s death then proceeded to immediately shift into impossible-elaborate-Catfish-plot victim mode. Hell, who really knows the truth anyway? Cardinals fullback Reagan Mauia is claiming he met the chick. The whole situation is one giant Hawaiian/Irish web of lies. And amidst all of this madness, only this is certain: Barstool has the best t-shirt:

Hell this may be the best shirt we’ve ever done. Buy yours HERE. I’m gonna put my fake kids through fake college with the fake percentage I’ll get.