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This youtube channel is ridiculous. Dude has no awareness whatsoever, gets a total of 5 views on all his videos but still uploads like 6 a day. He basically does your job with a web cam and ink jet printer.

–Travis

Had to include enough clips for you guys to get the gist. Old head goes on his computer (surely some mid-90′s Gateway with a monster monitor), dials up the ‘ol America On-line 2.0, heads into the nearest pop culture chat room, prints out pictures with his self-refillable discount ink cartridges, then heads back to his camera chair to tell us about Lady Gaga’s dress or German high jumper stalkers. This man might be the only true vlogger in the world. No 4 minute-long opinionated rants. No bullshit. Just pictures, facts, and plagiarism. And smut.

I’m blown away that he could keep it up for so long with so little views. I mean NOBODY is watching these things. Five views? How does this man find the strength to go on when his clips are only getting 5 views? That level of dedication is an inspiration for internet smut sellers everywhere.

Oh, and if you check out his site icecubesonly.com, you’ll also get a taste of old homey’s design talents.

FYI: Alcohol = Cancer.