Perfect Game – Fenway Parks

Pretty confident I just ruptured my orbital sockets rolling my eyes too hard at this picture. FENWAY PARKS? Unless this kid was conceived inside a dumpster behind the Green Monster his parents have got to be the most insufferable people on the planet. Floridians with connections to Boston? My God the kid didn’t stand a chance.

Fenway and Feitelberg: Paul Piercian body types.