This High School Baseball Player Named Fenway Parks Has To Have The Worst Parents In America

Pretty confident I just ruptured my orbital sockets rolling my eyes too hard at this picture. FENWAY PARKS? Unless this kid was conceived inside a dumpster behind the Green Monster his parents have got to be the most insufferable people on the planet. Floridians with connections to Boston? My God the kid didn’t stand a chance.
Fenway and Feitelberg: Paul Piercian body types.


After a three hour rock solid bone bone, I’m totally flaccid.
You’re right his parents were so selfish for naming him that. He looks more like a Maqueque.
the whole city of boston could be considered “a dumpster behind the green monster”
There is NO doubt his parents are the hardest pink hats to ever enter Fenway. Must be from Connecticut or New Hampshire.
But if his name was Rosa, you’d lap it up
lol Rosa
@brobrahguy – I’m from Connecticut you fraud
doesnt surpise me hes from dumb florida
Spanish River Community High School or Qdoba’s training center.
His name is Kyle you fucking black