Step 1 – Fake pregnancy
Step 2 – Gain Weight
Step 3 – ?????
Step 4 – Profit

It’s really that simple. Can you even imagine the amount of money Jay-Z and Beyonce are gonna make from this kid? So much free publicity. Put Blue Ivy in a Rocawear hat and a Nets jersey and the kid pretty much just paid for herself. Finding some chick to carry this kid and having Beyonce gain some weight to make it look legit was the best idea ever. This is why they’re a power couple. Big ideas.

Pretty sure the line between some people’s “fat” and others’ “thick” is this current Beyonce. Which do you think she is?

Vote 1 for “Fat” and 10 for “Thick”.
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