This is What Beyonce Looks Like After Having Her “Baby”
Step 1 – Fake pregnancy
Step 2 – Gain Weight
Step 3 – ?????
Step 4 – Profit
It’s really that simple. Can you even imagine the amount of money Jay-Z and Beyonce are gonna make from this kid? So much free publicity. Put Blue Ivy in a Rocawear hat and a Nets jersey and the kid pretty much just paid for herself. Finding some chick to carry this kid and having Beyonce gain some weight to make it look legit was the best idea ever. This is why they’re a power couple. Big ideas.
Pretty sure the line between some people’s “fat” and others’ “thick” is this current Beyonce. Which do you think she is?
Vote 1 for “Fat” and 10 for “Thick”.






jesus christ. she fat. she fat mo. only in the AA community is that shit considered “thick”
i’d still wear that shit out TOUGH.
thick thick
just plain nasty…I took a shit this morning…looked similar
i would eat her ass with rusty spoon if i could…
anybody who wouldn’t fuck her has the ghey… nothing else to it
She’s like black Jessica Simpson thick. That being said, she’s lookin smokin…Jessica Simpson too…hi Rihanna
i love that it’s hovering around 5 right now. no consensus yet.
hotter then jizzelle
still, id wear her ass as a mask.
That is one huge bitch.
78 votes, 5.12 average … the line has been drawn
her hips scared my dick back into its shell
those BOOBS !
Those titties are money
These pictures aren’t helping the decision. Pic 1: Thick and would smash it. Pic 3: Oprah.
A+ on the South Park reference.
big ol titties
I’d normally say fat, but her face doesnt look fat at all, so I have to say thick. She could be 5 hundo but if her face looks like that I’ll hit it all day.
the titties are looking plump, shit, thats the only thing that makes me think she maybe was really pregnant
Jesus her face is great but that body. It’s so disproportionate. It looks like someone photoshopped her head shrunken down by half or the body doubled in size…
Is there a difference between thick and fat, besides semantics?
You say “tomato”, I say “That big fat Black chick is thick, yo!”.