I laughed out loud at this shit. A grown-ass man, sitting alone in his apartment staring at a computer screen, giggling like a tickled schoolgirl. Mr. Met ain’t never made anybody laugh. AIN’T NEVER. The Philly Phanatic, ladies and gentlemen. Now and Forever the greatest mascot in sports.

Whatever happened to The Suns Gorilla? He was a big deal back in the day.