THIS JUST IN: Chip Kelly Tucks His Hands Into His Jeans


From Les Bowen, here’s a picture of Chip and Howie standing around at the Senior Bowl. But what’s up with Chip’s pose? Hands in the sides of your jeans? The hell kinda move is that? PG-rated Al Bundy hands doesn’t scream leader of men to me. I suppose his other pockets are occupied with that pen and sheet of paper, but the hypothesis that he’s only doing this because the other pockets are taken seems flimsy.
Let it be known now unto forever: Eagles Head Coach Chip Kelly is a hands-in-jeans man.

I do what I want
I guess Chip beat you to it …….
hes probably fingering himself
insert gayball genes/jeans pun here
Please write a blog about what Chip Kelly had for lunch, you’re such a good writer and your blogs about the terrible Eagles never get old.
WILDCARD, BITCHES!
This is why his offense won’t work.
he’s gotta learn the cool hook your thumbs in your pockets move
How the fuck did you get hired at Barstool? This is why Affirmative Action sucks.
Chip Kelly’s 2013 season will be 5-11. The pro players will be tuning him out by week 6.
Mo,
You are so fucking bad. Everything you blog is so irrelevant and the furthest from funny. I get your gay ass trolling blogs about Philly fans being in other cities to get your comments, but what other purpose do you serve other than that? You’re garbage. There is so much funny shit and crazy stories out there you could be blogging about but instead you pick shit like this day after day. Fuck you.