This Kansas City Mayor’s Speech Crasher Can Join My Political Team Any Day
“This man just got through talkin about exactly what the fuck he ain’t never did.” Which puts the Mayor in direct opposition with a man like our hero here, an obvious man of action. Rushing stages, wrestling authorities, dressing like Common — it all requires a lot of plotting and execution and the Mayor’s lack of motion just isn’t cutting it in Missouri anymore. Or Kansas. Or whatever Kansas City is.
Also, we should all thank CNN for not sending out a local affiliate to go more in-depth with the story to find out who this man was or why he was so upset…because that kind of stuff can just get confusing. Better to just laugh it off and keep enjoying our morning, right? Exactly. Political unrest would totally ruin grapefruit time.

CNN tried to reach him but his Obama phone wasn’t on.
That mayor is the calmest black man in the history of the United States.
Said this already on Boston, but at first glance, I thought we were about to get treated to a “Stop It, B” rant.
Black people suck, and so do you Mo
sebas that comment is not even funny im not even black but that shit pisses off. You can say all that shit on the internet but infront of some black dudes you would never make the slightest peep.
Carlsweet, if that had been a white guy storming the podium that black man would have been running as fast as his Air Jordan’s would carry him