Tila Tequila -

AND BELIEVE ME, ALTHOUGH THE MASSES DON’T KNOW THAT SUPER HUMANS REALLY DO EXIST, WELL I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW WE DO SO WE DON’T NEED WEAPONS TO DESTROY YOU! GO ON.. SHOULD I TELL THEM ABOUT THE SUPER HUMANS THAT EXIST AND ALL OF THOSE EXPERIMENTS YOU DO ON THEM TO USE THEIR POWERS FOR YOUR OWN BENEFIT? SHOULD I TELL THEM THAT IS WHY SO MANY “MISSING CHILDREN” POP UP EACH YEAR BECAUSE YOU SADISTIC FUCKS WERE THE ONES BEHIND IT??!

SO WHAT IF YOU ARE ALIEN HYBRID? THAT DOESN’T MEAN YOU OWN US! YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THERE ARE ABOUT AT LEAST 100 DIFFERENT TYPES OF ALIEN HYBRIDS ON PLANET EARTH RIGHT NOW AND WE ARE ALL WAKING UP HONEY! PREPARE FOR WAR. I HAVE OFFICIALLY DECLARED IT.

AGAIN, I TELL YOU IN ADVANCE I HAVE NO WEAPONS, I AM NO TERRORIST, I LOVE THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD, AND THE ONY WEAPON I HAVE TO GO TO WAR WITH YOU FUCKS ARE MY NATURAL SUPER HUMAN ABILITIES AS WELL.

WE BOTH KNOW THAT YOU AND I HAVE BEEN ON THIS PLANET FOR A VERY LONG TIME! AND YES I AM WELL AWARE THAT THIS LETTER MAY MAKE ME SEEM BIZARRE BUT AT THIS POINT I DON’T EVEN CARE ANYMORE! THIS IS ABOUT YOU, NOT THEM!

SHALL I GO INTO TELLING THE PEOPLE HOW YOU KEPT WATCHING ME MY ENTIRE LIFE EVEN BEFORE I WAS BORN? AND INDEED YOU SENT THOSE 3 MAN MADE GREYS TO TRY TO SCARE ME AND PLOT SOME TYPE OF ARTIFICIAL ABDUCTION! HA! VERY CLEVER HUNNY BUT I DIDN’T FALL FOR THAT SHIT.

SHALL I CONTINUE??? YEAH SURE WE KNOW ABOUT THE UNDERGROUND BUNKERS… OLD NEWS. BUT SHALL I TELL THE PEOPLE ABOUT THE ENTIRE CITY INSIDE THE HOLLOW EARTH???

BUT GUESS WHAT? DO YOU KNOW WHO I SAW WHEN I DIED 7 TIMES????

ANYWAY THIS LETTER WAS FOR “THE OTHERS” SO PLEASE DIS-REGARD THIS MESSAGE AS YOU GUYS KNOW I WOULD NEVER SPEAK TO YOU THIS WAY! I AM ON YOUR SIDE NOT THEIRS!

People in the WHITE HOUSE are even stalking my pages! LOL Yes I know cuz I can track your IP addresses just like you track mine and my phone etc….Tell those Senators in DC I said HI! and Thanks for dropping by my page.

Really skeptical? Super skeptical? Need to broaden your vocabulary? Me too. Tila Tequila is a (once) well-known disaster of a woman whose main claim to fame was just that — being one of the first to claim fame based solely on social network popularity. Not exactly a trustworthy source. Yet while being critical of her statements is totally justified, it doesn’t necessarily make you right.

If you were a hybrid alien Illuminati agent whose infiltrated the government and uses regular human children for super powers testing to take over the planet from the moon and under the earth — Tila Tequila would be the PERFECT person to reveal yourself to. Nobody’s gonna believe a sometimes porn star who got famous from Myspace. Myspace! Myspace is so old Justin Timberlake can’t even make it cool again and that man single-voicedly brought sexy back. AND tiny fedoras. The point is: Tila is the perfect subject.

They probably brought her in for testing knowing the cloud of insanity surrounding everything she touches would keep anyone with sense from believing a word she said. Must’ve driven this poor woman batshit by her 3rd or 4th death.

Besides, nobody wants to be the person in the movie who doesn’t believe the character who’s spouting off about something “crazy” that ends up being the truth. If there’s truth behind every rumor, then Tila Tequila has to at least right about the earth being hollow.

PS- If this is somehow all a lie and turns out to be a publicity stunt to give Tila’s fledgling “career” a reboot, then kudos to whatever agency birthed this brainchild. The wild all-CAPS Illuminati alien/super hero/multiple deaths rant is Hall of Fame material.