Tony Hawk Posts Pictures Of Him Skating With His Daughter, Internet Dummies Attack Him For Not Having Her Wear A Helmet
Damn right, Tony. Hell yeah you can skate better than most people can walk. It’s dumbfounding how someone could think the greatest skateboarder of all-time wouldn’t be careful with his daughter on a street course. Might literally be a top-10 dumbest comment in the history of cyberspace. Birdman’s daughter should wear a helmet? Please. Lil Wayne should wear a helmet. As long as Candace Hawk avoids blindfolds and team sports she’ll be fine. That’s like telling Tony Stewart’s kid to wear a seat belt or Ron Jeremy’s kid to wear a condom. Just seems silly. I’m pretty sure they know what they’re doing. It’s genetics.
PS – None of ya’ll could’ve seen me in any Tony Hawk game. I was NICE WITH IT. Million-point combos like it was nothing.
PPS – Wonder who Zuckerberg is going to sell these pictures to.