Totally-Not-Fat JaMarcus Russell Releases Workout Video With Totally-Not-Gay Jeff Garcia
Bleacher Report gets bought for $11 quadrillion and this is where they spend their money? Jeff Garcia one-on-one workout videos with closeted fat guy JaMarcus Russell? Brilliant, Bleacher Report. Can’t wait to see the 100-slide breakdown of the workout.
Let’s face facts: JaMarcus Russell is and always will be a dummy. Only a dummy would take this long before starting his comeback attempt. Like it literally took the guy years to decipher that his guaranteed signing bonus wouldn’t last him until he’s 75 or whatever age he keels over from some gravy-related heart condition. Should have gotten in shape and started playing his cards right years ago. The only thing lean about JaMarcus Russell is the drink in his cup. Nobody is going to sign a mentally retarded nosetackle with a sizzurp addiction as their quarterback.
“You wanna have sex with my Playboy wife, JaMarcus? It’s totally okay. Really!” – Jeff Garcia while carefully watching JaMarcus Russell shower and change

The only thing gayer than Jeff Garcia is Joe Buck looking longingly into Troy Aikmans eyes. You know Troy pitches and Joe catches.
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gravy related made me chuckle
that Garcia sure finds a way to stay around the young men, doesn’t he?
i mean, jeff garcia might be the gayest qb ever, but if anyone can help jamarcus…it’s jeff. no homo
Jeff likes to repeat himself, repeat himself, doesn’t he, doesn’t he. Good finish, good finish.
if Garcia is gay he has had a hell of a ride as a straight – married to a blazing playmate with 4 kids.
Jeff Garcia: 4 Time Pro Bowl QB Ja’Moke’us Russell: 1st pick in the draft. What does this equal? Ja’Moke’us never returning to the NFL b/c he is a piece of crap QB that will never be NFL material. Garcia’s wife is a somebomb! Go 49ers!!! Fuck the Ravens!!!
Vince Wilfork is moving to QB?
I’d take Garcia today right now over 10-15 qbs in this league. I sure as he’ll wouldn’t be taking a chance on Russell. If he isn’t 300lbs he is 299
I’ve had virtual sex with Garcia’s wife at least 25 times.
Jeff Garcia is Stevie Janowski.
jamarcus russell defintely fucked garcia after this