I’d love to show the Brittney and Arianny team MY package, if you know what I mean (I mean sex).

Look at this poor hostess struggle to control her rage while interviewing two women younger, hotter, and richer than her. Watching these two 10′s giggle about how they’re not going to be this beautiful forever and nonchalantly bragging about the amount of money they’re going to make on personalized iPhone cases had to bring Fivehead to her breaking point.

Keep it together, Karen. Talent over beauty. Nobody said journalism was easy.