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Did you remember to thaw the quinoa burgers?
ok i legitimately cant understand how people wipe standing up that just sounds so retarted…ive been trying to do it but i just cant do you reach back or stand and go under the balls? i wipe and theres like nothing there…gotta sit down.
I feel like Pres really cheaped out on finding a token black guy for the site with you…
BORN IN THE USA!!!!
I see nothing. Maybe you can call Smitty in Philly and get this working.
Has any stoolie ever shit A.C slater style? its pretty nice actually
Standing wipers are psychos #WipeGate
Day 3 of hating your fucking guts again following that Zimmerman blog you did. Fuck you
I have a theory… pres must’ve had Kmarko chained to a desk or something. And now that pres is on vacation Kmarko took the opportunity to escape and now Barstool weekends suck.
Really, Mo? You posted a video blog and forgot the video?
Hey Mo, do more
Also, I see there is a poll going around about wiping sitting or standing.. File me under the standing category..
@keepon- I just always wiped standing up. Putting my hand down into the toilet seems like going into no mans land. You just finish and stand up and grap an ass cheeck to open that crack and wipe. The first wipe gets the main stuff then you can get in there really good and vigorously wipe. It’s not like anything is falling out your ass. I can’t comprehend staying sitting and wiping.
To clarify… you stand, pull an ass cheek to the side, and I’m a righty so my right arm goes behind the back and then it’s simply up and down. The first wipe is usually just once, from bottom to top. Everything after that is like scrubbing a car tire
@something.. Couldn’t agree more.. I would know where to begin trying to wipe sitting down.. I am a man so I have a wiener and balls to try and avoid.. Also don’t want pee to dribble on my arm.
If you truly want a clean ass, a mixture of sitting and standing works best. Get all the heavy stuff out while seated and then clean up standing so any excess that would come out after standing and moving around can be removed. An exceptionally hairy ass negates any and all attempts at cleanliness, just accept the fact that you are part Sasquatch and will always have some remnant of shit on your fur.
This debate has honestly become fascinating. Like @frannie said… it just feels wrong to sit. How do you get the arm under there? Do you have to scoot forward? Then isn’t your dick touching the front of the toilet bowl? Fuck that. And you can’t get a good scrubbing motion sitting. And what happens if you get your hands in the water? Conceivably your knuckles can graze any shit near the top. Do you flush first?
I’m gonna apply for some grant money. Do a study. Break down sitting standing by region by race by age. By income. Are rich people more prone to sit? I bet they are but who knows… there’s been no major advances in this field. Do people get taught how to wipe at a young age? I don’t recall ever being taught. I just did.
@ something its something your parents teach you when your a kid. just finished teaching my kids and they all stand and wipe. then you evole to adulthood and learn to do it sitting. no you dont touch your balls or shitty water
keep up the good work, mo
So sitters wipe top to bottom? That’s gross. Bottom to top all day. Standing for life.
You guys are barbarians who stand to wipe. You simply lean to one side of the toilet seat and wipe. No hand touches the water or the shit. I feel like I’m getting trolled here
Lean to one side?! Lean? Fuck leaning. Even if I broke both legs I’m standing all day.
you make $27h that’s great going girl good for you! My story is that I quit working at shoprite to work online, seriously I couldn’t be happier I work when I want and where I want. And with a little effort I easily bring in $40h and sometimes even as much as $85h…heres a good example of what I’m doing,. http://goo.gl/ObvVMU
Had a buddy freshman year who always squatted and held his arms out against the walls for support while taking a shit/wiping. Understandable if it’s a public john where you don’t wanna sit on a likely pissed-on toilet seat, but he did this in his own apartment’s BR and admitted he did it back at home. Fucking strange. #WipeGate
I almost want to videotape myself wiping while sitting to enlighten you people who don’t understand the process. It’s driving me insane how you can’t imagine how it’s done.
You must have an IQ of about 36 if you “can’t fathom” how to wipe sitting down. I’m a sit-wiper because I’m a normal human being that isn’t a sociopath that eats babies, but I can still understand how one would wipe standing up.
^girls wipe while sitting. I’m a man
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